Stay Thirsty! Stay Famished! - Power of sex

Stay Thirsty! Stay Famished!

Many women wonder, why are their husbands obsessed with sex? Here is an answer very few husbands dare to tell their women. Alert - Pure Mopper’s Mindtricks ahead! You have been warned! :D

Only thing to consider – Point - a.1.1. This is purely a one sided write up. Hey! Someone has to tell our side of the story in this rapidly feminizing world…
             First things first – your husbands are doing a service by enjoying their life only with you. I sense your mind voice – “What? I am the one doing all the work for him. I am the service provider and he is the stupid exploiter.” But you have to refer to the point a.1.1 above. So please stop asking questions and read on… 
            Let us assume that a guy comes to know about “how to make babies” or to be exactly truthful “how to fool around girls” at the age of 13-15. They become obsessed with the idea then and there. No one is out of their radar and he is just thinking about it every second of every year till he gets married or whatever (which is roughly another 14 – 15 years). The levels of testosterone run high during this period and he has to work out, play, be a workaholic, be extra ordinarily creative or just plain be bloody busy with ridiculous schedules the whole day. These are the ways in which guys counter their natural urges. Many researches suggest that higher achieving men are mostly driven by or at least have higher levels of this wonder hormone. So after all this when he gets married he expects a bit lot more from you. These are the things that frankly do not help the cause –

Ø  Make him beg to see your Mock ramp walk in his favorite lingerie of yours just once a month / during that rare moment when you want to please him

Ø  Fake interest shown just before you guys hit the sack

Ø  You getting your shopping done by him in exchange for a “wonderful” night once a month

Ø  Making him feel like a criminal convicted of lust whenever he needs something extraordinary

Ø  When you are too scared of pain and don’t let him near you at all. This irritates even most women about women especially the next day, if you call up your girlfriend and try to flaunt your innocence and chastity by asking stupid question - "What should I do if it should not pain?" and your friend yells at you for a millionth time "Grease the gates, just open it! Keep communicating"

Ø  Pulling the ON/OFF defense on men (argument where women say we cannot get turned on as you wish we need a complete day to get turned on. And my Gosh! You bloody are never OFF! :P)

Ø  Abstinence - Trying to explain to your husband that sex is only meant for having kids. And you already have four!

Ø  Exhibiting the sacrificial face as if you did him a great favor by sleeping together almost EVERYTIME

Ø  “I feel like sleeping today” on Friday nights when he has just finished reading “101 ways to break the bed”.

Ø  Kids have to sleep in the middle. Poor fellow will fall down.

Ø  Can we let my mom sleep on the bed? Let’s go to the hall! She has a problem sleeping on the floor.

Ø  In the middle of the session, asking him – “Did you turn off the gas knob? Can I check on it?”

Ø  When he places his hands on you, “Hold on! I need to talk to you about what your mom did today.”

Ø  After watching a spicy movie just before action and you want to sleep desperately, you make sure that the trailer shown to the husband has the climax package squeezed in somehow as well. (;-) you know what I am talking about :P) You 420!

Ø  Or better after watching a spicy movie and when he could run a 1500 km sprint in 10 seconds, you say to him, “I do not feel anything, I swear! Can we watch something else?”

Ø  when you make him realise that giving a full body massage while he narrating an erotic story will mostly not charge you to become a seductress but a sleeping beauty

Ø  On your Honeymoon, when the guy wants to just relax and have you as his lunch the whole stupid day. You say – “Why don’t we do hill climbing today, go through the bushes, dive into the beach and eat corn?” He too wants to do the same thing but with YOU in the suite room ;)

Ø  My all-time favorite – In your First Night “We do not know each other well. Can we just postpone this until we are comfortable with each other?” In the hope of finding out – what kind of a guy by man is, whether he respects Women liberty or is he a lusty maniac? Perfect Timing! That too after you got married, huh? Brilliant, did you take 2 spoons of Einstein every day for 20 years? (one before you wake up and another after you go to sleep)

But having said that let me also list the moments when a guy does not want to have sex (i.e he is only 99% interested to have it) –

Ø  When he is having a severe diarrhea (to be honest I cannot think of anything else! :-D. Below things are just to inflate the list to create the delusion that guys are multidimensional as well)

Ø  During a live match on the TV (But even then we guys imagine to maximize the situation by wondering how to convince you to watch the TV along with us sans dress – parallel processing)

Ø  When he is working on something more addictive than having a session with you (“something”–> video chatting on Paltalk, shaking away on WeChat, arranging a gangbang for his bachelor friends, working on an assignment meant to be finished 2 weeks ago, etc)

            Just staying with this topic, I just want to stress that Men are not like women; which means there are situations in which you may never even entertain the idea of sex but it may not hold good for your guys in the same situation. Below are such situations in which you are fine and available to a certain degree to have fun but your guy may not be fine physically or mentally and you misread his condition and treat him like a mom does her kids. These are the situations where the guy (not sure how many assuming at least some of them) needs it the most and the rare moment in which he wouldn’t ask you since if you say NO, he will lose his sanity. But trust me he needs it and he may not even know it. This varies from person to person and you should tread these waters carefully as per your guy and nevertheless shouldn’t fake your advances. I mean this is one moment in our dumb lives we read a girl’s body language and her thoughts fully and know your intentions exactly. So we wouldn’t want to do it if you don’t do it from your heart. So these are the situations where you have to seduce us how many ever times we neglect or even if we give you the “disgust” look for a change (this also acts as a measure of how much you love us) –

Ø  Bad day at office. Yes! You might want to go and rest if you had a stupid day at office. Not guys! We need a good fuck after we’ve been screwed at office. So don’t console him here. Do it after the session! Power of sex to be used as a care-taking friend. (He will be wild and rough today)

Ø  Had a fight with a dear one (his friend, dad, or even you). Give it some time. Let him calm down. Spend some quality time if he wishes or give him his space. If he wishes to go play games, jog, or read a book, let him do it. But wait for him to come back (do not go to sleep thinking, “Oh! He needs time to read his inspirational book!). Let him get startled by the fact that you have not gone to sleep and is still waiting for you. Then you invite him, seduce him and you will have one crazy passionate session which you never thought was capable from your guy. You think we are single dimensional on bed. We do both the hard and soft stuff. Power of sex as the best means to understand LOVE.

Ø  Going to jail or has come back from it. Just do it, if you think he is innocent or even if he is not! :D. Power of sex as the All-forgiving saint.

Ø  When he has a fever or cold and dead tired and his limbs are aching. YES! Again! Oh! Please will you stop rolling your EYES? He may not be physically ready to do it but you are fine and you can at least excite him towards his climax if not a slow motion session or at least a proper show! You will see the power of sex as a medicine – elixir of life. Just google “sex during fever”.

Ø  When he is feeling nostalgic about his lost childhood / friends / ex-lover / ex-wife. This is tricky. You have to be sensitive about his feelings a bit more here. Be confident, caring, hot, playful, mature, best seductress, friend in need, warm and slow in approach all at a time. And I have to bow down - only a girl can do this all at once with the right mixture (at last I have to compliment you somewhere). He needs it now though. Power of sex ensuring the ultimate bonding and fusing of two souls. No chatting, no spending time together, no mimicking a heroine, no learning his favorite sport will give you this bonding. Because you are being your TRUESELF here.

Ø  When he has an unbelievable great day at office, trip with his friends, college, achieved something, your daughter got married to the perfect guy, etc. Little seduction is required here but I mention this point for two reasons – a) you might believe he may not exactly require it since he is overwhelmingly happy and super tired today b) you may miss out on an opportunity to know the real guy in him by not having it. If you have the session on this day, you not only find all the dimensions of your guy because he surely will try out every bloody thing but also it is a nice way to attain moksha and feel the revelation of the power of sex as the ultimate purpose of human life.
 

 But I have not yet started answering the question with which I started this blog… to be continued….

Part 2 - Watterbottle Exaggeration

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